titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

literallyrad:

breakburnandends:

nicki performing anaconda. taylor swift having all females playing the instruments during her performance. fifth harmony being the first girl group in YEARS to win a VMA. beyonce basically PREACHING feminism to the crowd. thank you God

plus lorde, a 17 year old girl, winning in a category made entirely of adult men

  • Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find
"Treasure your teen years and everything you experience working through them, because these are years you’ll never get back, not even for a minute. There will never come another time when you’ll be more vulnerable and honest and open than you are right now, when your heart speaks more truth and your motives are more pure. The rest of your life is a long time and you will carry these moments with you, made up of pain and vitality and heartache and joy and loneliness and fun. So start to chase whatever excites you, be confident, say yes, make mistakes, follow your heart, take risks, say no, be bold, and never look back on any memory with any regret. Your life is being shaped right now and you get to decide which path you follow. Where will it take you? How long until you get there? Who will you meet along the way? Who will you lose? Who will you keep? You get to choose. The future is now. And it’s yours."

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

cotilardmarion:

Viserys Targaryen does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

DONATE HERE

amandagraysons:

horrorpandas:

*sweating nervously*

#A TRUE CHRISIS

amandagraysons:

horrorpandas:

*sweating nervously*

#A TRUE CHRISIS

are you kidding me…